Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Excuse me....this may sound weird.....

Ok so the highlight of my day began (at the end of my day) with those exact words. Let me explain.

After work today I went on a mission to find some sandals for summer. I won't get into why I need more shoes, but I was desperate. I got rid of most of mine after last year blah, blah, blah...Annnnyyywayyyy.

So, I go to the mall to hit up Macy's. A little note about our mall, it is very desolate and run down so it is not a populated place most times. I walk in the front doors and happen to notice a nice looking younger man walking out. Just as you would notice anyone passing you in public, nothing to make note of. No eye contact, no smiles, just I happened to noctie someone walking out the door next to me as I was walking in. Happens all the time.

So I walk into Macy's and immediatly begin looking at the clothes which is NOT why I went there, but anyway....I am browsing the dresses and hear "Excuse me", I look up and this very attractive man is standing in front of me. YES, the one who was walking out as I was walking in. So I look up and he proceeds to say "I know this may sound weird but I was wondeing if I could have your number and give you al call sometime."  AAAWWWW!  So I politely say (gushing I am sure because, aaww how flattering) "well thank you but I am sorry to say that I am married."  So I am smiling and I thank him for the offer. But yet this young buck does not give up that easy, due to my striking beauty (lol) and proceeds to say "Well maybe we could just go for drinks as friends."  Again..aaawww! So I say "well I am really sorry but I am married so I don't think so, but thank you again for asking." We smile, I giggle and he kindly walks away. Poor guy!

So after this I feel so good! Mind you, this man had to be at most 26 years old, good looking, polite and if I was avaliable I would have considered it based on first glance. After deeper conversation I probably would have found out he is jobless, lives with his parents and has a 2 year old kid, and plays video games like it is his job, but luckly I did not have to go there. But what really made me laugh is I am 37 yers old dude! Bless his heart for thinking I was his age. (I do think I don't look a day past 30 if I do say so myself, lol). And to think that I was so striking that he had to come back into that mall and follow me to Macy's! Now for those of you who know me know I say this very toung as cheek as I come down from my high of being asked out by a complete stranger!

So it made my day! It's nice to be noticed by others! And I did tell a white lie as I am not really married by law! But why get into a big story of fiances, dogs, house etc! Don't want to bore the guy to death!

The bigger issues is, did I find my shoes! Well not at Macy's! Not a Kohl's! Not at DSW! But at the last stop- Marshalls! I'm all set now. So if anything this little flattery got me through multiple stores and 2 hrs of dreadful shopping.

I hope he finds a nice girl! Poor guy! Hey, that takes guts!

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